I just watched a three-part series on a home decorating Website about how to decorate the perfect Christmas tree. I started to doubt the smartness in this series when the first video showed the consumer how to take the artificial tree out of the box.

A professional decorator proceeded to tell me to take three rolls of wide ribbon – this store  is in the business of selling lots of sparkly things to people – and meticulously thread the ribbon through the artificial tree.

She then added at least giant ornaments to the tree in addition to numerous strands of blinking lights.

By the time she got through, I couldn’t believe I’d wasted 4 minutes and 36 seconds to watch some girl turn an artificial tree into something that looked like a drunk decorated it for Bourbon Street.

I’m not an expert, but there are a few Christmas tree traditions we followed when our boys were young to ensure we had the perfect Christmas tree.

First, we always got our tree from a tree farm. You’ll find a tree that’s either a lot smaller once you get it home or so big you have to chop off the bottom two feet – for which you paid good money – just to get it through the door.

But while you’re out in the cold, walking through mud, listening to heated arguments over who gets to cut the tree down, you’ll eventually find a tree everyone can agree on.

Time to Decorate

At home, we employed a step-by-step method to decorate the tree. We started with the lights, and we’ve never had an evening of decorating the tree without someone stepping on the lights as we’re stringing them on the tree.

I can’t blame the boys. I’m always the one who steps on the lights.

Next is the garland. Every year, I tell myself to buy shimmery gold garland. Every year, I forget. So we end up with three feet of metallic silvery garland I bought back in the 1980s that only goes around the tree once. But it’s tradition to put garland on the tree, so we leave it.

Then it’s time for the ornaments. I have every single ornament my sons made, starting in pre-school all the way through elementary school. That now-yellowed macaroni angel has just as prominent a place on the tree as my ornament from the White House.

The most nostalgic ornaments on the tree are the one-inch thick slice from the bottom of the boys’ first Christmas tree. Nick’s is 33 years old, Stephen’s 28 and Chris’ is 27. They remind me how quickly they went from little babies to grown men.

Some of the ones I love the most are the plastic snowflake ornaments the moms at Pecan Grove Elementary gave to the students every year.

If I never said thank you, ladies, I’m doing so now. Those ornaments with my sons’ pictures from first through fifth grade are probably the most cherished decorations on our tree.

The final touch are the fake icicles. I tried to convince the boys to place the icicles on the tree one by one, but they were impatient by the time we got to that point in the decorating evening.

We ended up with clumps of icicles on the tree that look like blotches of aluminum foil. I’ve come to expect that’s how the tree should look.

So with half the lights working by the time Christmas Eve gets here, plastic Ronald McDonald ornaments peeking out in between the branches and faded bread-dough ornaments on the tips of the branches, I couldn’t ask for a more perfect, if somewhat unprofessional, Christmas tree.

I wouldn’t have it any other way.

This column was originally published in The Fort Bend Herald.

Since 1997, I’ve occupied this space every Thursday and that includes 17 Thanksgiving holidays. I’ve written sentimental columns about giving thanks for families, friends and good health, and these blessings remain at the top of my gratitude list.

The columns I’ve enjoyed writing the most were the ones where I’ve given thanks for the little things in life. And because I’m eternally grateful for the every-day things we often overlook, here we go again.

I’m going to start with my car because I’m a true Texan who’d be lost without a vehicle. With temperatures in the 90s nine months out of the year, I’m grateful for my car’s hard-working air conditioner.

And for the other three months, I’m grateful for power windows so I can enjoy the cooler temperatures as I wait at the never-ending red light at Highway 36 and Highway 90A.

Occasionally I’m thankful for the teenager that blasts horrific rap music out of their tricked-out car. Those wretched lyrics are a reminder that I was lucky to grow up with true poets as song writers. Billy Joel, Carole King and John Lennon wrote lyrics that still makes baby boomers smile and cry.

I’m grateful I wore giant bell-bottoms, puke-green neon-colored shirts and earth shoes with cut-out tires for soles. When my sons accused me of not understanding what it means to try and fit in with the latest, crazy fashion craze, I could reassure them in all honesty, “Oh yes I can.”

I’m thankful I like to sing. I’m no opera star nor would I ever win a karaoke contest, but singing at the top of my lungs to a favorite song is a definite soul enhancer.

Occasionally I believe I’m right on the money until I turn the radio down and actually listen to myself sing.

Ouch.

But the experience makes me feel like Barbra Streisand on the bridge of that boat in “Funny Girl” even though I’m a middle-aged woman in the front seat of a four-door sedan.

I’m fortunate I knew the love of three of my four grandparents and very lucky I came to know my parents through the eyes of a child and the understanding of an adult. To know them from both perspectives is an irreplaceable gift.

I’m thankful I’m nosy. When I was young, I’d sneak into the kitchen after Sunday dinner and eavesdrop on my aunts’ gossip session. I had no idea exactly what all those words meant, but I understood enough to know it was taboo.

Decades later, I’m still nosy but now this newspaper pays me to snoop.

Taking the less-traveled road. The quickest way home in the afternoons is on the freeway to another busy street to a highway. Lately, I’ve veered onto a side route that takes a bit longer but carries me down winding roads past open now-dormant cotton fields.

Twice I’ve been rewarded with gorgeous sunsets, and I was lucky enough to have my camera nearby to capture those views for all time.

I pulled over on the side of the road and marveled at nature’s canvas. Then silently, I gave thanks for the divine hand that swirled the clouds and retreating sunlight and created those brilliant reds, oranges and yellows for tired travelers looking to refill their spirits.

So this Thanksgiving, as always, I’ll say thank you for that which we often take for granted but thank the Lord for each night:  our friends, our family, our health and the little things in life, like a sunset at the end of the day.

There is beauty in each and every one of those.

Happy Thanksgiving!

This column was originally published in The Fort Bend Herald.

While shopping in the grocery store, I heard a Beatles song playing in the background. There weren’t any vocals, but the melody from “Let It Be” was instantly recognizable.

Who could’ve ever dreamed the revolutionary songs from our youth would be used as elevator music? Those songs motivated us to change the world and make life better for everyone around us.

After dinner, still thinking about those songs, I clicked onto YouTube and started searching for meaningful songs from the past.

Even though Frank Sinatra was before my time, he’s my mom’s favorite crooner from her teenage years, so I clicked on “When I Was Seventeen.” By the end, I knew this was a song I could understand at any age but only appreciate at this stage in my life.

One that caught my interest was a 1964 song “A Change is Gonna Come” by Sam Cooke. This song addressing social problems was a brave one in the days when people of color were lynched.

Cooke risked his popularity with a song that had the potential to inflame a segregated country. Fifty years later, the lyrics are as brave as they were back in the sixties.

That led me to Aretha Franklin’s “Respect.” I found myself rocking in my chair and tapping my feet on the floor. The Queen of Soul can still rock the joint almost 50 years later and, she’s right. We all need a little respect.

From there, I listened to “Fortunate Son” by Credence Clearwater Revival. Those drums and the strong solo guitar at the beginning are as thunderous as they were back in 1969. Fortunate sons are still sidestepping responsibility and those without connections are still paying the price.

Eventually I moved on to the 1970s and the choices were pretty slim. After all, this was the “bubble-gum” and heavy rock era, two sounds I dislike. 

So for the next 30 minutes, I listened to pitch perfect songs from The Temptations and musical poetry, courtesy of Billy Joel, and had my hope renewed. My imagination, as it did for The Temptations, still runs away with me, and the Piano Man can bring tears to my eyes with his song of lost love “And So It Goes.”

Surely the 1980s had a few songs that would cause me to duel it out with the Muzak windmills.  After skipping past Milli Vanilli and Simple Minds, I found Michael Jackson. His call-to-action song “Man in the Mirror” more than made up for some of the paper-thin acts from the 80s.

About the time I was ready to call it a night, I came across “Poetry Man” by the incredible Phoebe Snow. She had a gentle voice that snuck into your heart, and the words to that song are still beautiful.

And that brought me to the one timeless anthem for all young girls – “Seventeen” by Janis Ian. I remember hearing that song on the radio in high school and pulling the car over to the side of the road.
Like her, I was always the last one chosen for basketball and the awkward one who watched the beauty queens get everything.

Muzak can homogenize these songs all they want to anesthetize people in elevators and grocery stores, but if we remember that some of our song writers are our generation’s most gifted poets, then maybe all’s not lost.

In the words of the late and superbly talented John Lennon, there are places and people I remember, and these songs about love, growing older and seeing the beauty in our souls connect them all.

 

This column was originally published in The Fort Bend Herald.

I stopped at a local stationery supply store, picked up what I needed and went to the check-out counter. I waited for a few minutes and then started searching for someone to run the register.

There were three employees behind the copy desk on the other side of the store, so I asked if somebody could open the check-out line. One said I had to come over to the copy center. So I went back, picked up all my items and walked to the other side of the store.

I was a little miffed. I was in a hurry and that’s why I went into the office supply store instead of a big box store. I mentioned to the teenager checking me out that perhaps they should put a sign at the check-out register for customers to walk over to the copy center.

The look she gave me could have withered steel.

As she was shoving my purchases into a bag, an elderly gentleman slowly shuffled up to the counter. He carried an old-fashioned briefcase with scuffed edges, and it took effort for him to lift the case up to the counter.

He pulled out a worn three-ring binder filled with papers and said he wanted to get a new binder. The girl checking me out totally ignored him, but another clerk told him to go to Aisle 5.

“Where?” he asked, obviously not able to hear her clearly.

She yelled “Aisle 5” at him and pointed across the store.

I leaned over and told the gentleman that as soon as I finished, I’d help him find Aisle 5.

The clerk checking me out rolled her eyes. The other clerk looked at me, and I mouthed the words “You should help this man. That’s your job.”

To her credit, she immediately told the man she’d walk with him and help him find the binder.

My clerk barked she was ready for me to pay.

Many of us buy our gifts and supplies online, so we seldom deal with a real human. It’s easy to get ticked off when encountering rude store clerks, but perhaps today’s workers aren’t trained in customer service.

So here’s a few guidelines: 

Smile. Even if you’re making minimum wage, you’re getting a paycheck to help customers. The reason that store is in business is because people come in and buy items. Your sour attitude means they won’t be back.

Know your establishment. If a customer comes in wanting 40-watt bulbs, you need to know where they are and if they’re in stock. Customers don’t expect you to know how to re-wire a house, but they do expect you to know your products.  

The customer is always right. That’s a tough one because more often than not, the customer is wrong. They misread the price, they misunderstood the sales flyer or they can’t get the coupon to come up on their phone. Agree with them, find the right answer, smile and reassure them mix ups happen all the time.

Don’t insult the customer. If someone takes the time to spend their dollars locally, don’t make them feel stupid. They won’t come back.

Customer service is more than learning how to run the computer. It’s more than using a headset or knowing the difference between a tablet and a laptop.

Customer service is when someone happily leaves the store where you work and then comes back another day because the employees made them feel important.

Perhaps solving the dilemma of poor customer service is simply a matter of teaching employees that customer satisfaction starts with them.
This column was originally published in The Fort Bend Herald.

My siblings and I are a mixture of Lebanese and Cajun heritage. The cultures are on opposite ends of the world, but it’s uncanny the traits the two share. I don’t know what side my likes and dislikes come from, but they intersect more times than not.

Take hair. The hair on my head falls out in handfuls, clogging up the shower drain at least once a week. Using tweezers to remove hair from my upper lip, chin and on my eyebrows is like using a nail clipper to cut the lawn.

Both cultures share a love of food, which is a mixed blessing. My relatives taught me that food cures everything, both good and bad.

Feeling down? Drown your sorrows in Pepsi and some hummus. Having a bad day? Then it’s a full-course meal of rice and gravy with a side order of corn bread slathered in butter. Because nothing says “I love you” more effectively in both the Lebanese and Cajun cultures than a big helping of fattening food.

Or two helpings.

Or three.

The ability to swear. I know all the major profanities from both languages. Thank you, Uncle Vinny, for teaching me how to swear in Arabic.

Thank you, Grandma Hebert, for teaching me to swear in French. Throw in hand motions from both cultures, and there’s no doubt what I’m trying to say.

Nicknames. My Lebanese grandmother also had nicknames for her grandchildren. Because I was the oldest and bossiest grandchild, I was “The General,” and my take-charge sister was “Nikita,” after Khrushchev.

My Cajun grandmother had a boyfriend that wasn’t too bright. She called him “Eh La Ba,” which means “you over there.” He never knew what the term really meant.

How to treat elders. Our Aunt Domina was a borderline hoarder and showed up at the oddest times at my grandmother’s house. We still respected and accepted her.

It was the same with the odd relatives on my dad’s side. We overlooked their idiosyncrasies and chalked it up to being eccentric like all good Southerners.

How to eat odd foods. None of our Lebanese cousins think it’s odd to eat raw meat (kibbee) or to add pine cone nuts to ground meat and then bake it.

Likewise, none of our Cajun cousins thing we’re crazy when we order blood sausage (boudin) or slurp raw oysters. And from both cultures, everything tastes better when it’s either wrapped in bread or the remnants of what’s on the plate is sopped up with bread.

The value of money. From my Lebanese relatives, I learned how to pinch pennies. I remember watching my Lebanese grandmother wash aluminum foil so she could reuse it.  

From my Cajun relatives, I learned “laissez le bon temps rouler” – let the good times roll. I’ve learned to combine the two for a more satisfying way to handle life.  

The cultures crossed when it came to weddings. Both cultures invite every cousin and friend to the wedding, and they all come.  

And the booze. Lebanese weddings were swimming in wine as were all the Cajun weddings I ever attended.

Both cultures love dancing – the Lebanese people dance the “dubkee” at weddings and the Cajuns dance with anybody who’s in the room.  

I’m betting there are other cultures that mirror mine – there’s always that crazy aunt that dances like she’s on Bourbon Street, the uncle that performs magic tricks and the grandmother who pinches your cheeks and asks when you’re going to finally settle down, get married and have babies.

Oceans and continents may separate us but when it comes to food and having fun, I think most cultures would agree – live it up like your hairy Aunt Domina.

 This column was originally published in The Fort Bend Herald.

Tomorrow is Halloween and it’s one of my favorite days of the year. When I was young, the reason was simple – I loved candy, especially free candy, and Halloween was the one day of the year we could eat as much candy as possible before going to bed.

I have faint childhood memories of princess costumes and dressing up as a hobo. Only one childhood Halloween stands out vividly for me – it was the year a kid jumped out from behind a tree and tried to steal my candy.

My brother was with me, and we were both shocked when this kid attacked me, but I held on tight to my pillow case filled with Tootsie Rolls and chocolate bars.

I’d worked hard for that loot, and there was no way some hooligan was going to take it away from me. The attack lasted less than 30 seconds, but my brother and I still remember every detail exactly the same over 50 years later.

But that memory pales in comparison to the real reason Halloween is so memorable for me. My youngest son, Chris, was born on Oct. 31, 1987.

At the time, though, I wasn’t so sure having a third baby so close to the second one wasn’t God’s trick.

I found out I was expecting our third child while I was still nursing our second one. I couldn’t figure out why I was pregnant, but my mother, who’s a devout Catholic, believed there was a reason.

“Wait and you’ll see why this baby at this time,” she said.

I didn’t believe her, thinking I’d be wearing maternity clothes for the rest of my life.

Right before I went into labor, my grandfather was admitted to the hospital, and my mom flew back home to be with her family.

Henry Eade lived a good life, and he ran successful businesses. His most lucrative was the Standard Five and Dime Store that carried yarn, household goods, wallpaper and tools. The biggest calling card for me was the candy counter.

The Standard Store’s candy counter was a child’s paradise. The shelves were packed with boxes of black and red licorice strips, candy bars, suckers, candy necklaces, bubble gum and baseball trading cards. There were lollipops, Ice Cubes, Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Nestle’s Crunch bars and candy that’s no longer made.

My grandfather always gave us a paper bag when we came to the store and told us to fill it up. Perhaps that’s why I have such a sweet tooth as my candy memories are tied up with my grandfather’s generosity.

Henry ran that store until Oct. 30, 1987 when he passed away. His funeral was held at the same time I was in the hospital having my youngest son.

I talked to my mom right after Chris was safely in the nursery. She was still at the funeral home, and she reminded me of our conversation eight months earlier.

“You wondered why you were pregnant,” she said. “The answer is God doesn’t take away without giving us something in return.”

I believe a special angel watches over my son, and we joke that Henry’s doing double duty keeping up with Chris who’s an active father, husband and welder. 

Chris, I believe, is somehow comforted, knowing this man he never met has his back.

And even though Halloween is a mixed blessing for me, I’ve always been a little sorry Chris has to share his day with the biggest candy heist of the year.

Instead of complaining, though, he takes his children trick-or-treating on his birthday, passing up cake and ice cream for holding his children’s hands as they walk up and down the streets in their neighborhood.

I know there’s somebody else walking along with that family as they go from door to door.

I believe Henry’s watching his great-great grandchildren’s trick-or-treat bags fill up with candy laces and bubble gum, the same goodies he gave his grandchildren so many years ago.

Happy birthday, Chris. You’re the best treat I’ve ever gotten on Halloween.

 This column was originally published in The Fort Bend Herald.

My car seems to be a magnet for garbage cans. Not that my car’s being used as a trash bin. It’s that my car has built-in radar for garbage cans on the side of the road.

The result is I keep knocking the side rear-view mirror off my car.

Let me address your “how-blind-is-she” questions right off the bat.

These were big garbage cans, the big-as-an-elephant ones.

These garbage cans were not camouflaged or hiding behind a big bush. One was bright blue and one was bright green.

I hit them. Plain and simple.

Now for the explanation.

I was coming home from Louisiana down Highway 64, a pretty stretch of road with houses set far back from the highway. I spotted a big plastic garbage can at the very end of someone’s driveway.

The can was sticking out into the road a little bit, but I figured I could get around it with no problem. Until a speeding F-150 truck came along in the opposite lane, a truck extremely close to the middle line.

I realized I had to take my chances with either the garbage can or the F-150. I chose the garbage can.

Bam! I thought for sure I’d knocked the entire rear-view mirror assembly off the car. Luckily, I saw the assembly was still there, but the mirror was gone.

As I’m a cheapskate, I turned around and found the mirror – intact – right next to that huge garbage can.

I stopped at my son’s house on the way home, and he shoved the mirror back on.

He then asked if I was going to tell his father about my encounter with the garbage can.

“Are you kidding,” I said. “Why in the world would I ever admit to such a stupid mistake?”

Truth is, that garbage can wasn’t the first thing I’d hit with my car. A mailbox comes to mind. The house. The lawnmower trailer. About 20 curbs. And the trash unit at the Chinese restaurant.

I’d never damaged my car or the things I hit, except the house, so I conveniently filed this garbage can incident away under the “let’s not mention this again” tab.

Until I was backing out of my son’s driveway last week.

Bam! I hit their garbage can. Their big, industrial-sized garbage can. In my defense, it was either hit the garbage can or go into the ditch. I chose the garbage can.

A few days later, I noticed the mirror was gone.

I called my son and daughter-in-law and asked them to look around to see if the mirror was in front of their place. No luck.

I looked in their ditch with a flashlight and drove up and down the roads by their house, looking for that mirror.

Gone.

I knew at this point I’d have to tell my husband what happened.

“So you didn’t tell me about the first run in you had with the garbage can,” he said when I finished my story.

“Why should I embarrass myself if I didn’t need to do so,” I said in return. “Only an idiot would do that. “

Immediately I thought “Only an idiot would run into a garbage can… twice.”

To his credit, my husband only said we’d order a new mirror and it wasn’t a big deal.

Forty-six dollars later, there’s a snug, new mirror on the side of my car. I now have my radar on full alert for any garbage cans loitering near the edge of the highway, their hungry handles set on my rear-view mirror.

I have two words for you, Mr. Garbage Can.

En garde.  

This column was originally published in The Fort Bend Herald.

I do not have the flu.

I’ve been running a fever of 102 for the past three days, and my back feels like Tony Soprano worked me over with a chain and a billy club.

I’ve got a sore throat that goes from the back of my throat to my chest and a cough that travels up and down my spine.

But I do not have the flu.

Before you ask, I did not get a flu shot.

But that’s a moot point because I don’t have the flu.

This situation is similar to the five years I put up with a cranky gall bladder.

I’d have gall bladder attacks that put me in bed for hours, but I didn’t need my gall bladder out.

It wasn’t until I had gall bladder surgery that I began to quietly admit that, yes, perhaps I did need to have that particular body part removed.

But the flu?

No way.

This denial could also be like the time I insisted on driving my aging mini-van to Louisiana even though I knew better. With 140,000 miles on her and a known cooling problem, I insisted on putting those last 650 miles on our old van, not a brand-new one.

My Aggie boy and I had to stop every 50 miles between Baton Rouge and Beaumont to put a gallon of water in the radiator and to let things cool down before we could keep driving.

He thought the trip was a great adventure and swore there was nothing better than greasy food that slid off the plate at the truck stops.  

I called my husband when we crossed the state line, parked the van in the shade, had him come rescue us and never looked back.

But back to this crud attack I’m having. It’s not the flu. The flu is an ailment other people get. Other people run high fevers, chew ibuprofen and aspirin every two hours and go to bed at 7:30 at night.

Oh wait. That’s what I’ve been doing for the past three nights.

But I don’t have the flu.

My eyelids feel like there’s bags of cement riding on them, but that has to be because I haven’t slept well the past few nights. Waking up repeatedly during the night to put on two or three blankets and then throw them off has to be the reason I’m so tired.

The lack of sleep also explains the reason I want to go to bed at 7 p.m. and why I slept 12 hours straight Saturday night. 

To be on the safe side, I check my temperature again.  

It’s 101.5.

I get a different thermometer because something must be wrong with the one I’ve been using.

It’s 101.7.

Two defective thermometers in the house. Just my luck.

Surely that means my allergies are acting up. After all, a cold front’s blowing in. That has to be the reason my head feels like a helium balloon about to explode and my legs feel like somebody hit them repeatedly with a baseball bat.

But the flu?

No way.

Even though I looked up “flu symptoms” on Google and I have 10 out of 10 symptoms.

Even though my husband is quietly spraying Lysol on everything in the house he thinks I’ve touched.

There is no way I have the flu.

I think I’ll just down two aspirin, rub some Vick’s Vapor Rub on my legs and call it a night.

The flu?

Fahgettaboudit.
This column was originally published in The Fort Bend Herald.

A couple of years ago, my granddaughter was at a children’s play place having a great time with two other little girls. At one point, she came running up to our table without her two new friends.

“My friends keep losting me,” she said, tears filling her eyes.

We reassured her that they were in different parts of the maze and they’d catch up with her again. She got some hugs, we dried her eyes and she headed back into the play area to find them.

My granddaughter’s comments about “losting friends” came back this week when one of my mom’s two best friends passed away after fighting pancreatic cancer.

For over 30 years, Joy and Mona have been my mom’s best friends. The three met when they all worked for Exxon, and they have seen each other through marrying off children, welcoming grandchildren and spoiling great-grandchildren.

They helped each other make the crossover from full-time employment to retirement. Over time, they moved apart from each other, but they met for off-the-wall adventures at least once every other month.

The glue that held them together was a genuine love for each other, forged through getting through the rough times together.

When Mona’s husband was diagnosed with cancer, my mom and Joy rallied around their friend as her life changed to deal with his illness.

Joy was diagnosed with cancer, but in the middle of her treatments, her husband died unexpectedly. Mona and my mom were there with Joy as she continued her radiation treatments and sorted through the overwhelming sadness of sudden widowhood.

Last week, Joy’s condition deteriorated and she was placed in hospice. Two days later, she passed away.

So many of us have dear friends we keep “losting” along the way. Our lives get busy with responsibilities, family obligations and time on the computer.

We rationalize that clicking the like button on Facebook is enough to keep our friendships flourishing, but when we stop sharing the highs and lows in our lives, there’s not a strong enough foundation to support us when the roof caves in.

Long-time friends caution us when we’re about to make a bone-headed move but then forget to say “I told you so” when their predictions turn out to be right.

They’ll tell us if those pants make us look like a hippo wallowing in mud or when it’s time to touch up our gray roots. They’ll call us on the phone with a phrase from years ago that instantly connects us to a happy time in our lives.

I thought about all the well-meaning sentiments I’ve read in greeting cards and realized the only thing that really matters between long-time friends is making it a point to know what’s happening in each others’ lives.

So I looked online and found my best friend from high school. I sent Trudi a message, asking if we could be Facebook friends, thinking it strange we should be asking to be friends when we went through puberty, college and our first child together.

Just as my granddaughter did, I’m going to pull my shoulders back and make myself go look for my “losted” friends. Those relationships are a lot more important than what’s in my email box or making sure the furniture’s dusted.

To paraphrase a scene from the movie “Dance With Me,” friends, like spouses, are the ones who are a witness to our lives. They care what happens to us, the good and the bad.

And when they’re “losted,” we need to go out and find them.

 This column was originally published in The Fort Bend Herald.

My husband’s out of town for a few days, and I’ve got sole responsibility for the house and dog. Thanks to modern technology, the house runs itself – the air conditioning comes on and off automatically, and a timer controls the lights.

But the dog?

That’s a different matter.

Our dog, Channell, is quite attached to my husband. Since he works out of the house, she has a charmed life. That pooch naps inside on rainy mornings and sleeps underneath the living room fan on scorcher afternoons.

I’m at school during the day, so Channell’s had to spend the past week all alone in the back yard. I’d love to give her free reign, but she’s a magician when it comes to jumping the fence.

We’d go to the movies and leave her in the back yard with a big doggie treat. When we came home, she’d be sitting in the driveway, wagging her tail, half-eaten dog treat in her mouth.

For her safety, we built a dog run that allows her to move around a secure area in the yard. Her house is back there along with plenty of food and water.

She’s got life pretty good and I told myself she’d be fine by herself all day long. After all, she’s just a dog.

But after the first day of coming home after dark, the guilt kicked in, and I promised her I’d get up early the next morning and take her for a walk.

When the alarm went off at 5:30 a.m., I got up, brushed my teeth, snapped the leash on Channell and off we went. She had a wonderful time, and I felt like a responsible pet owner.

Realizing I had some extra time, I loaded the dishwasher, paid some bills and folded a load of laundry. I left feeling pretty good about all I’d accomplished.

Until 3 p.m.

My eyelids felt like there were bricks holding them down, I had a tough time remembering my name and my legs felt like cement logs. I stumbled down to the Coke machine, and a can of caffeine later, I felt a bit more human.

That night, I went to bed early and promised myself I’d get up at 5:30 again and be a responsible dog owner. Channell and I got up, we had a walk and by lunch time, I was dragging.

Wanting to chew coffee grounds for the caffeine rush, I admitted the truth – I’m not a morning person.

In my early days, I could stay up late for nights on end and never miss a beat. When I became a mom, the biological clock went out the window. I was governed by colicky infants and childhood nightmares with only the sun and moon as timepieces.

When my boys were teens, my late-night biorhythms rejoiced. Teenagers go to bed late and get up late. Then the boys moved out but I was still answering to being at work at a specific time.   

Over the years, I grew accustomed to getting up early and going to bed early and habits are hard to break. Even on the weekends, I get up at the same time and go to bed at the same time as I do during the week.

As much as I hate to admit it, having a regular time to get up and go to bed is good practice. So when that alarm goes off at 5:30 tomorrow morning, I’ll drag myself out of bed and take that dog for a walk.

And hope the school’s Coke machine’s is well stocked.

 This column was originally published in The Fort Bend Herald.